What the Heck is up with the HORMONES?

I do not seem to be ablet o get a grip on my hormones! It seems like most of the people I know have some issue with hormones. Most women, that is. Most men have a problem with us having hormone problems. Poor guys! I know I am not the only woman who walks around in a daze two weeks out of the month. I know I am not the only person finding myself without the energy or brain function to remember what task I need to undertake muchless the way to go about doing it. It is amazing for two weeks I am a fully functioning, happy woman and then WHAM out of nowhere I want to crawl back under the covers, eat tons of chocolate and peanuts. I cannot satisfy my cravings. I am mean. I am sad. I am tired. I am someone else entirely. Seriously, I would do whatever it takes to get rid of this madness.