Landry was bored the other day so I coaxed him into taking pepper for a walk. He came back in the house about ten minutes later with a disgusted look on his face and told me that, Pepper wouldn't even apisipate, I had to carry her the hole time." It took me a minute to realize that he meant participate.
Last year Landry started calling his penis his peen. He would say it very sheepishly. I think that someone corrected him when he called it a weener and let him know the proper name for it. So he would embarassingly refer to it as a peen. I have to say to all of you die hard "proper" people...Penis, weenie, hoochie, chilotee, dingaling, ding dong, wiener, schnitzle...it doesn't matter what you call it. It is still this funny thing that hangs around down there. If someone prefers to call it a tally whaker that is absolutely okay with me.
Just for future reference we have told Sophie that she has two bottoms. A front bottom and a back bottom. This has kept us from loud embarassing moments when she yells something about a vagina in public. Talking about your bottom in public is not quite as interesting.
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